What was the deal with Lady Gaga appearing as her alter ego Joe Calderone at the 2011 VMAs? It's a little unclear, but one thing is for certain: The pop queen was infinitely dedicated to the act, as became apparent when she appeared in the VMA press room and would only answer questions as Calderone, despite being introduced by handlers as Lady Gaga.

"I don't understand the question," Gaga/Calderone said after a journalist asked how one persona inspires or affects the other.

And how did it end up that Joe showed up at the VMAs instead of Gaga? Explained Gaga/Calderone: "She's just really f—ing pissed at me right now and she said, 'F— you. If you really love me, you'll go instead of me, and you'll get in that spotlight.' So I did."

Next question: Who is Joe and how long will he be with us? "I'm going to be here about five more minutes," Gaga/Calderone said. "And I'm from Jersey. My family is from Palermo, Sicily, and I'm not a singer or a model or an actor or anything."

Calderone is a guido, someone in the press crowd suggested. "No, I'm not a f—ing guido!" the enraged Gaga/Calderone said. "You don't like Italians? What the f— is the matter with you? I'm just a guy, and I just wanted to show my girl how much I love her, that's all."

And lastly: Any chance that Calderone would get together with Britney, who he had just lavished on stage? "Maybe if she wants to," Gaga/Calderone said. "She's f—ing hot. I don't know. You know, Gaga is my girl, but Britney is f—ing Britney Spears. Didn't you jerk off to Britney when you were a kid?"

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