One-liners from ''Jersey Shore,'' ''The Soup,'' and more

By EW Staff
Updated August 12, 2011 at 12:00 PM EDT

”No granate, per favore!”

—Vinny, translating the boys’ woman-hunting motto into Italian, on Jersey Shore

”Our babies will always see our love story on DVD.”

—Rachel, to Brendon in her goodbye message, on Big Brother

”You don’t really say 2000 and six…. 2000 and six is like saying the year 2000, and by the way, the number 6.”

—Louis C.K., correcting Dane Cook on how to say 2006, on Louie

”On The Bachelorette, Ashley picked J.P. to break up with six weeks from now.”

—Joel McHale on The Soup

”I’m a natural leader. And I have proof. I took Dr. Phil’s online personality quiz.”

—Elaine (Faith Prince) on Drop Dead Diva

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