John Stamos and Bob Saget teach us how to cuddle
Is sub-par cuddling ruining your love life? Try a little tenderness with this bedtime tutorial by John Stamos and his unlikely snuggle buddy Bob Saget.
Strange bedfellows? Yep. Literally. The two have collaborated for a hilarious new College Humor video, and trust us when we say that there’s actually nothing right about it. (We’re certainly pro-cuddling here at EW, but the sight of the Tanner patriarch butterfly-kissing Uncle Jesse is a little much for anybody to handle.)
Watch and learn as they team up to demonstrate Stamos’ signature cuddling techniques, including the “Stamos Soother,” the “Stamos Shark Sleep” and the “Stamos S’Touching… Her With Your Fingers.” (A heads up: The clip contains some NSFW language.)
Our favorite part? Stamos’ perfectly deadpan advice: “Be careful not to let your arms get trapped beneath your special gal. This is worse than death.”
Give us your reactions, PopWatchers: Delightful, or disturbing? And more importantly, will Stamos’ intimacy tips make it into your bedroom anytime soon?