The week's funniest quotes from ''Weeds,'' ''Drop Dead Diva,'' and more

By EW Staff
July 29, 2011 at 04:00 AM EDT

”It’s fatty, once-mooing ears of corn.”
—Nancy (Mary-Louise Parker), explaining why she doesn’t eat meat, on Weeds

”I’m the most popular girl in school. Again. And this time I didn’t even have to eat a banana in a way that made the boys blush!”
—Stacy (April Bowlby) on Drop Dead Diva

”There are better chances of Blanche being pregnant on The Golden Girls.”
—LuAnn de Lesseps, hearing that Ramona Singer might be pregnant, on The Real Housewives of New York City

”Today while testifying in Parliament, Rupert Murdoch was attacked by a man who threw a pie and yelled insulting names. Murdoch immediately gave the man his own show on Fox News.”
—Conan O’Brien on Conan

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