Check your mailboxes, PopWatchers. The invitations for Kim Kardashian’s wedding to basketball player Kris Humphries are out and viewable on People‘s website. The nuptials promise to be one of the most exciting/bizarre events of the season — not counting the ESPYs — what with the collision of the groom’s supersized alpha-male pals and the bride’s demure reality-TV friends and co-stars. It should be just like Kate and Will’s bash, but with more cleavage.

The couple, who got engaged in May, will tie the knot Aug. 20 in Montecito, Calif. Did your invite arrive yet? What did you make of the jet black hematite crystals? Mine tasted oddly like black licorice.

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