One-liners from Jimmy Fallon, Whoopi Goldberg, and more

By EW Staff
July 22, 2011 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Justin Bieber, will you take a picture with me for my Facebook page?”
—Lindsey Vonn, while accepting the award for Best Female Athlete, at the ESPYs

”Hey, this week was Spain’s annual running of the bulls. Or as bulls are reporting it, ‘This week was Spain’s annual chasing of the idiots.”’
—Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

”Please. I’ve been watching Wheel of Fortune with my mom since I was 3.”
—Emily (Shay Mitchell), explaining how she decoded a series of cryptic text messages, on Pretty Little Liars

”So hot today in the nation’s capital, Washington, D.C., they turned on the debt-ceiling fan.”
—David Letterman on Late Show

”I always say, ‘It’s you. It’s you and I’m leavin’.”’
—Whoopi Goldberg, on the ”It’s not you, it’s me” line, on The View

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