By Grady Smith
Updated July 13, 2011 at 08:02 PM EDT
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If you’ve ever wanted to hear adult contemporary crooner Michael Bublé sing lines like, “I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it,” and “I’ma blast yo’ brains, talking full on sex,” look no further.

Thanks to the endlessly creative folks over at Bad Lip Reading, Bublé’s wholesome music video for his pop ditty “Haven’t Met You Yet” has been converted into an absurd thumper called “Russian Unicorn,” which is just as gleefully ridiculous as the title suggests, but a whole lot more catchy than it probably has any right to be.

Check out the video below:

And just for reference, here is the original:

“Russian Unicorn” kind of makes Michael looks like he has some swagger, right? Sounds like a jam ready to get cranked at the club—or your nearest Hamm and Buble fine dining establishment.

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