By Jeff Labrecque
Updated July 06, 2011 at 07:24 PM EDT

Maybe it’s just the excitement of today’s Olympic announcement coupled with the oppressive city heat that has me craving ice cream by 9 a.m. each morning, but this Dairy Queen commercial hits all the right spots. Tastebuds. Funny bone. Nostalgia… muscle. I give it a solid 9.8. What about you, you chocolate-loving East German judge?