By Lanford Beard
Updated June 16, 2011 at 12:00 PM EDT

Tonight’s episode featured the most boring, derivative GaGa video yet! Keri Hilson performed, and the highest bouncing Russian evah. Oh yeah, and there were eliminations on tap. In the wake of Clarence Clemons’ unexpected stroke and a clear underestimation of how long this particular show would take, the judges demanded an unprecedented nine dance-for-your-life performances. SPOILER: But in the end, one couple had to go… Or did they? In fact, no one went home this week. Which sets the stage for a blood bath next week in which two couples will go home. Bring it, Lythgoe.

So what do you think? Do you agree with the judges’ decision? Did Nigel send out a more strongly worded “sexy costumes only” memo than usual for the ladies? And what about that fringe action (GaGa and Robert)?

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