By Darren Franich
Updated June 16, 2011 at 02:55 PM EDT
Credit: Denise Truscello/

Playboy founder and girl-next-door wrangler Hugh Hefner has been openly tweeting his feelings about the end of his relationship with Crystal Harris — the woman he was all set to marry until a couple days ago. Last night, in a move which could either be interpreted as a lovably droll joke or a surprisingly vicious spurned-lover kiss-off, Hefner tweeted: “Recent events call for a special sticker on the July cover. Look for it on newsstands.” Y’see, Crystal is actually on the cover of the July issue of Playboy… with a headline that proclaims, “Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” Commence awkward collar pulls, America!

But don’t worry, Hefner’s implementing the sticker solution: The cover will now feature a tasteful proclamation that promises the reader a “Runaway Bride in this issue!” What a fun sexy time for Playboy subscribers! Can we get a Facebook campaign going for the awkward Today interview?

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