Oprah Finale
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What could possibly happen during the final, last-ever, never-gonna-be-another-one finale of The Oprah Winfrey Show, airing today at 4 p.m. ET? (Check your local listings to make sure you don’t miss it.) After a season of ante-upping spectaculars capped off by her two-part, star-studded blowout at the United Center earlier this week, we have to wonder: What could Oprah do to top all of that for her final show? Cure cancer? Bring Elvis, Tupac, and Marilyn Monroe back to life? Ride a unicorn to Atlantis for a one-on-one interview with the missing link?

Whatever she does, we’re pretty sure it’s going to be a once-in-a-lifetime television event. That’s why EW’s Tim Stack (or, as Oprah would say, “tiiiiiiiiim staaaaAAAAAAAACK!!”) and I are going to be live-blogging it right here to make the most of every aha!-filled moment. So set your alarms now, and then come back at 4 p.m. ET for the big event!

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