By Anthony Breznican
Updated May 18, 2011 at 12:00 PM EDT

So Patrick Dempsey plays a rich guy who owns a huge white room in his own building and keeps a bunch of fancy, old-timey automobiles beside a trophy case. Oh, and he has a Victoria’s Secret model working as his assistant, whom he refers to as “my secret weapon” and “duchess.”

Gotta be a villain, right? Got. To. Be.

Anyway, here’s the clip from Transformers: Dark of the Moon. No robots, no explosions, just the super-hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, a befuddled looking Shia LaBeouf, and of course Dr. McDreamy as Señor La Douchey.

Check it out below:

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