The best lines from the week in TV, featuring "The Voice," "Desperate Housewives," and "The Office"

”For 20 grand, we will decorate your office…and whack an employee of your choosing.”
— Renee (Vanessa Williams), to Tom (Doug Savant), on Desperate Housewives

”Jon Hamm looks the way every Republican thinks they look…. Zach Galifianakis looks the way Republicans think every Democrat looks.”
— Seth Meyers at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner

”Hey, will you guys let me know if this ever airs?”
— Michael (Steve Carell), talking to the cameraman who’s been videotaping him for seven seasons, in his final episode of The Office

”Can you take your hat off? Can you take your pants off?”
— Christina Aguilera, to contestant Patrick Thomas, on The Voice