By Darren Franich
Updated May 04, 2011 at 03:25 PM EDT

Over at Funny or Die, Will Ferrell has trotted out his iconic George W. Bush impression to provide important commentary on a recent matter of national security. Speaking directly from his remote headquarters at the Sizzler steakhouse on Canyon Ranch road right outside of his gate-guarded community, Bush describes in exquisite detail how his crack team took down the president’s longtime nemesis: A gopher named “Ardilla,” which has been tearing up the Bush back yard for years. The gopher was disposed of according to gopher ritual: “He was wrapped in a bathroom mat and thrown in my neighbor’s yard.” One imagines that a horde of drunken college students are currently dancing on Ardilla’s grave, chanting “U-S-A! U-S-A!” and joyfully proclaiming that no other forest creature will ever terrorize the Bush family’s backyard ever again. Watch the video after the jump…

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