Which summer movie is right for you? Find out with our handy-dandy decision tree!
Next Friday, the summer movie season officially begins with the release of Thor. After that, your local multiplex will be overrun by superheroes, digitally animated animals, emotionally distant father figures, cute romantic comedies, R-rated romantic comedies, sequels, prequels, threequels, scary movies, funny movies, and whatever the heck Super 8 is. It can be a bit confusing trying to figure out which films in this relentless cinematic parade are right for you. Don’t worry, Exhausted Moviegoer — we’re here to help! Check out our indispensable, authoritative, utterly essential Summer Movie Decision Tree to figure out which movies you actually want to see. Whether you prefer talkative animals or speechless animals; whether you require attractive vampires or disgusting vampires; and whether you’d prefer to see a frothy comedy about friends with benefits or a soul-tearing drama about friends with benefits, consider this Decision Tree your helpful guide to the next four months of blockbuster invasion. Click here to get started!