'Real Housewives of New York City' Simon van Kempen has also found his voice
Until Bravo greenlights Real Househusbands of Topeka, the better halves from our favorite regional guilty pleasures will continue to remain (mostly) in the background, used sparingly for comic relief or (in attempts) to stop hair-pulling before it happens.
On The Real Housewives of New York City, LuAnn de Lesseps astutely observed that the once sheepish Alex McCord has now “found her voice” this season, and it appears so has her husband Simon van Kempen. The Aussie has had his own battles with Jill Zarin, Ramona Singer, and Sonja Morgan over the years, but now has decided to follow the “if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” Housewives mantra by embarking on a music career. Yes, Simon is bringing the voice inside his heart to the masses with his single “I Am Real,” a “tongue-in-cheek” take on his life in the Bravolebrity bubble that manages to use his wife’s now infamous one-liner: “You know I do my best/I dress up to impress/But she’s causing me stress/Thug in a cocktail dress.” Expose your eardrums to greatness by listening below.
What would LuAnn say, PopWatchers? Is this classy or trashy? Simon will debut the song (hopefully while wearing those red leather pants) tonight on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live. Fingers crossed that Juicy Joe Giudice’s first album isn’t far behind.