Charlie Sheen has posted a seven-minute spoof of his notorious 20/20 interview with Andrea Canning on YouTube to promote his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour. Watch it below. Then share how many times you laughed?

I laughed three times: Once when we he said, “You’re a frickin’ hairy chicken with a corndog limp,” once during his chainsmoking montage, and once when he started the synchronized swimming routine to REO Speedwagon’s “Take It On the Run.” (But even the end to that bit fell flat for me.)

Your turn.

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