Donald Trump and his hair — two things as inseparable as peanut butter and jelly, like Richard Hatch and prison, or Rod Blagojevich and goldenrod balloons. But will the real estate mogul and reality star soon part ways with his most famous attribute? The New York Post‘s Page Six reported earlier today that Oprah Winfrey’s producers are hoping to score Donald Trump for one of the talk show host’s final shows — in order for her to make him over. Harpo confirmed the rumor to EW, saying, “Our producers reached out to Mr. Trump to invite him on one of our final 20 episodes. We hope he’ll accept our invitation.”
I’ll say! Though Trump’s reps have yet to respond to EW’s request for comment, here’s hoping he agrees to play along. After all, after shaving Dr. Phil’s mustache last May, Oprah’s starting to follow in Tyra Banks’ footsteps. (Go ahead and frame that sentence, Ty-Ty!) I can’t wait to see the drama that unfolds when Oprah and Mr. Jay shave off Dr. Oz’s hair and put a messy blonde weave on a Pontiac G6.
Now, of course, the question is: Should Trump agree to an
O-over, what kind of look should Oprah give the Celebrity Apprentice star? Obviously, if you look at the picture above, I’m hoping for the Pauly D. That being said, I’ll be fine with The Rachel, The Bieber, or The Tom Brady Unwisely Copies Bieber And Dear God How Could Someone Married To A Supermodel Have Such Horrible Hair? I am also okay if Oprah discovers a giant colony of mini-people who live under Trump’s hair and relax on a lawn made of President Obama’s birth certificate while praying to the god of Gary Busey’s teeth. Sigh, what a life. If only we could all be Under Da Trump’s Hair.
PopWatchers, should Trump get a makeover? And what hairstyle should he wear?