Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
STARRING Justin Bieber, Boys II Men, and Miley Cyrus
DIRECTED BY Jon Chu
That hair! That voice! Those moves! Does it even matter what Justin Bieber’s feature film debut is actually about? Fine: Never Say Never is a docu-biopic that intersperses concert footage with the story of Bieber’s life — all sixteen years of it. It’s also, of course, in 3D; how could one get the proper Bieber experience in only two dimensions? If you go, prepare yourself for performances of hits like ”Baby,” tons of sickeningly adorable home video footage, and a whole lot of high-pitched squealing.