Justin Bieber was supposed to perform a duet with Jimmy Kimmel last night, but the host was inspired by one of his fans’ suggested song titles: “Jimmy Cuts Justin’s Hair.” What started as a single snip of the Bieb’s locks culminated in what was made to look like a totally shorn dome. Bieber thought it was Jordan-esque, while Kimmel complemented him as a young Lex Luthor. “I think the girls are gonna be upset,” admitted Bald Bieb during the comedy bit, “But, you know, they’ll get over it.” Their hearts might, Justin, but their retinas might never recover. Take a look.

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