Now, if I can’t have Nicolas Cage in a series of clips from the Wicker Man, then I’ll take Nicholas Cage in this NSFW red-band trailer for the grindhouse-y Drive Angry 3D, in which Cage plays a man avenging his wife’s death and his daughter’s kidnapping. There are boobs, severed hands, and, so it seems, a lot of bloody car chases. So, basically, what I imagine a few hours in L.A. traffic is like. Watch the trailer for the film — out Feb. 25 — embedded after the jump.

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