January 27, 2011 at 11:05 PM EST

Image Credit: Joe Pugliese/BravoPopWatchers, I’ve got more housewives on my mind than Paul Finch. (Late ’90s shout-out!) Because not only can we expect an epic, two-hour Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion showdown tonight, but we can also start preparing ourselves for a semi-nude scene from LuAnn de Lesseps in an upcoming episode of Law & Order: SVU. (Where does “semi-nude on a procedural” fall on the Alex’s smutty art to Kelly’s artsy smut scale?) NBC confirms to EW that the Countess will play an art patron who poses for a painter in the opening scene of the Feb. 23 episode. And that, dahling, is the interesting part: Lesseps appears to be only in the opening scene. So, hearing that news, let’s guess what happens to her character, shall we?

1) She patronizes the painter (works two ways!) to death and is quickly charged with one count of condescension.

2) She escapes after the painter attempts to off her with a copy of Class With the Countess, which is too thin to do any damage.

3) She’s murdered when the painter discovers that money can’t buy you class, but it can buy you a gun.

Your thoughts, PopWatchers? Also, will there be sideboob?!

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