Image Credit: Industrial Light & MagicIf celebrated actors, actresses, or filmmakers heard their phones ring especially early this morning, they probably just rolled over and buried their head under a pillow. Tomorrow might be the day to bounce out of bed for an early call — as the Oscars will be announced — but today was the Razzie’s turn to “celebrate” all that is deliciously bad with Hollywood. The 31st annual Razzie Awards piled on M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender, Sex and the City 2, and Twilight: Eclipse. They skewered some of our most beloved aging divas — Liza! Cher! Barbra! — and managed to recognize all of Jessica Alba’s work. Still, I’m certain the Razzies “snubbed” a few folks. I, sadly, have seen worse than The Bounty Hunter and The Switch. I’ve seen much worse than Little Fockers. But as my grandmother used to say, “If you don’t have something nice to say … come sit next to me.” So what films and performances did the Razzies overlook? What movies made you roll your eyes, drum your fingers, and retch, all at the same time? Check out the major nominations after the jump, and then sound off on the best of the worst.

Worst Picture

The Bounty Hunter

The Last Airbender

Sex and the City 2

Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Vampires Suck

Worst Actor

Jack Black — Gulliver’s Travels

Gerard Butler — The Bounty Hunter

Ashton Kutcher — Killers and Valentine’s Day

Taylor Lautner — Twilight Sage: Eclipse and Valentine’s Day

Robert Pattinson — Remember Me and Twilight Sage: Eclipse

Worst Actress

Jennifer Aniston — The Bounty Hunter and The Switch

Miley Cyrus — The Last Song

The Four “Gal Pals” (Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon) — Sex and the City 2

Megan Fox — Jonah Hex

Kristen Stewart — Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Worst Supporting Actor

Billy Ray Cyrus — The Spy Next Door

George Lopez — Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door, and Valentine’s Day

Dev Patel — The Last Airbender

Jackson Rathbone — The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Rob Schneider — Grown Ups

Worst Supporting Actress

Jessica Alba — The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete, and Valentine’s Day

Cher — Burlesque

Liza Minnelli — Sex and the City 2

Nicola Peltz — The Last Airbender

Barbra Streisand — Little Fockers

The entire list of nominations is available here. Who unjustly escaped the Razzie’s wrath?