Who among us hasn’t dreamed of having Alec Baldwin run our errands? On Barefoot Contessa this weekend, Baldwin did Ina Garten’s grocery shopping for a charity lunch, and the segment teetered right on the edge of faux-sultry and just actually sultry. Say “dill and scallions” again, please.

If you missed the episode, it airs again today at 5 p.m.

Just for good measure, here’s Jack Donaghy gushing about Barefoot Contessa on 30 Rock:

What random celebrity do you want to do your locavore vegetable shopping for you, PopWatchers? [Gawker]