By Darren Franich
January 07, 2011 at 04:05 PM EST
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On last night’s Jersey Shore premiere, new housemate Deena experienced so many Firsts. It was like watching a child grow up before our eyes: Baby’s First Grey Goose, Baby’s First Awkward Hot Tub Flirtation, Baby’s First Angry Argument With Sammi. And don’t forget Baby’s First Wardrobe Malfunction: While trying to show off her bikini body to a nonplussed Situation, Deena accidentally revealed what Gustave Courbet called “L’Origine du monde,” which is French for lady parts. What happened? Over at MTV News, Deena blames it on the alcohol: “I wasn’t used to the environment, I didn’t know anybody,” she notes, admitting that she may have had a little bit too much to drink. “My little buzz turned into a quick hammered.” She claims it was an accident that she went full monty for Sitch: “I wanted to show just my bikini, so I go to take off my dress, not realizing my bottoms are not there any more. It came down with my dress.” Watch the video below.

Viewers, I remain suspicious. Is it possible that this is Deena’s soft-sell approach for turning The Situation into her boytoy/lapdog? (He already named her Rookie of the Year by the end of the episode. What an honor!) Or, more cynically, was showing her na-na an attempt to capture the audience’s attention and start building the Deena (or perhaps the Deena-na™) brand? Take our poll and let us know what you think.

Read More from EW:

Jersey Shore season premiere recap: Attack of the Squirrel Monkeys

Jersey Shore: Season 3’s new castmate Deena Nicole Cortese talks Snooki, nicknames, and getting “down for the get down”

Follow Snooki, the Situation, Pauly, Ronnie, Sammi, Jwoww, Vinny, and Deena as they party, smush, and GTL
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