Image Credit: Glenn Harris/PR Photos; Bob Charlotte/PR PhotosA source has told People that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal’s short-lived romance is over. Yay/Boo/Imma let Kanye finish? Regardless of how you feel about the (dis)union, there’s one thing that’s certain: Swift will write a song about it. (At least, we hope.) Until then, I’ve thrown together a poor man’s version of a Swift break-up song, set to the tune of “You Belong With Me.” Enjoy?

You were on the cover of EW naked

I spent a year making Kanye West livid

We were quite an unlikely Hollywood duo

But we were perfect for People‘s Star Traks

My pretty hair, your sexiness (we all saw Brokeback)

But we were still an unlikely Hollywood duo

And now we’re over, maybe cuz you’re older

You’re a bachelor, and now I’m back on a bleacher

Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that

Having Starbucks with me was really sublime

After dating Reese and me, you’ll find another blonde chick

But this break-up is one that I can stomach

Cuz can’t you see?

That 11 grand guitar still belongs to me

Okay, I admit: I’m no lyricist. But here’s your chance to help Swift write her next break-up song, PopWatchers. Suggest your lyrics in the comments below!