'The Bachelor' season premiere: 'If he doesn't get a wife this time, he's going to have to go in a cave'

Truer words, y’all. As we learned tonight, bastard-turned-Bachelor Brad Womack had better put a ring on some lucky girl’s finger this season or else he will be hunted down and flayed alive by a nation of scorned women. Good thing he has lots of “quality” “ladies” to choose from, including a model with fake fangs, a Tragic Single Mom©, and a brunette who was once dumped for having too much junk in her trunk. But the real question is, has Brad redeemed himself in your eyes? Now that you’ve watched tonight’s episode, do you think three years of therapy and the soul-scorching heat of intense blogosphere condemnation has made Brad worthy of this second shot at Bachelor-hood? And which bachelorette are you rooting for? Sound off below, rose lovers! Let the “journey” begin! (UPDATE: Click over now to read Kristen Baldwin’s full Bachelor season premiere recap and Chris Harrison’s EW exclusive Bachelor blog.)