By Margaret Lyons
Updated December 13, 2010 at 04:30 PM EST

Oprah’s upcoming OWN network has a new trailer, and while it’s no “Get with the program, get with Oprah” song, it’s still very Oprah-y. Hugs! Dancing! Tearing up! Kissing people the way you want to be kissed! Maya Angelou! You know, the basics. If I didn’t know this was a trailer for an entire network, I’d guess that it was a trailer for a season of Oprah, which is probably the point. You don’t get to be one of the most powerful women on earth by going off-brand, you know?

What upcoming Oprah-endorsed show are you most looking forward to, PopWatchers? Shania Twain’s Eat Pray Love-ish adventure series? Dr. Phil answering your questions? Dr. Laura Berman tackling a variety of sex issues? Or Enough Already!, OWN’s version of Hoarders?