Say what you will about Nicolas Cage — that he has bad hair, that he makes questionable career choices, that he dressed in a bear suit and punched a woman in Wicker Man — but you have to admit the guy is really good at losing his sh– in movies. Exhibit A: This NSFW compilation video. Watch the actor, starring in Vampire’s Kiss, as he manages to make the alphabet maniacal and petrifying. Don’t use this for the kids, teachers.

Click the jump for some classic Cage rage.

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