November 11, 2010 at 08:15 PM EST

Image Credit: Timothy A. Clary/AFP/Getty ImagesI’m guessing her boobs are great, but I think the backup gymnasts flanking futuristic Barbell-ella Isabeli Fontana were the real MVPs of the night. (Should we run a “Guess how many ounces it really weighed?” contest for that styrofoam-filled silver thing? Winner gets to go with me to Disney on Ice: Toy Story….in their dreams!)

Also dominating the runway: more fully realized Sexy Rainbow Brite Halloween costumes than the creepier ones typically found in plastic bags and a Katy Perry party dress featuring a large black triangle over the crotch. (Of course.) Hit up the always hilarious Tom and Lorenzo for a look-by-look evaluation of whether this was the gayest Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show ever.

No time like a Thursday afternoon for a PopWatch Dance Party, right? After the jump, “Calling All Boys” by The Flirts. GET UP.

I love you … I do.

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