The funniest TV lines from the week of October 25, 2010

By EW Staff
Updated November 05, 2010 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Are you trying to get candy or Japanese businessmen?” —Claire (Julie Bowen), on Haley’s (Sarah Hyland) sexy Halloween costume, on Modern Family

”I have no idea what’s going on in this script, and it’s not in a cool, Inception kind of way.” —Finn (Cory Monteith), on the plot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, on Glee

”Of course they don’t charge him because his father used to be the president!” —Jimmy Kimmel, talking about Charlie Sheen and dad/The West Wing actor Martin Sheen, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

”How many freakin’ vampires am I supposed to care about these days?” —Stanley (Leslie David Baker), on Andy’s (Ed Helms) True Blood vampire costume, on The Office