By Jeff Labrecque
October 15, 2010 at 01:14 PM EDT

Maybe Mary Jensen (Cameron Diaz) dodged a bullet when her relationship with Brett Favre fell apart in There’s Something About Mary. The Minnesota Vikings quarterback is in the midst of an NFL investigation after Deadspin acquired creepy texts, voicemails and photos that were sent to sexy sideline reporter Jenn Sterger, allegedly from the future Hall-of-Famer. It’s a pathetic story, really, but that doesn’t make it any less amusing once it’s animated by Taiwan television:

There are no winners in this story. Except Tiger Woods, of course.