What is your favorite sequel subtitle? The Wrath of Khan? Dead Man’s Chest? Or perhaps you share my belief that every film title would be better if “Tokyo Drift” were amended onto the end? (Star Wars: Tokyo Drift. Citizen Kane: Tokyo Drift. The Proposal: Tokyo Drift.) Whatever your preference, this news concerns us all: According to The Wrap, the current title for the upcoming Transformers threequel is Transformers: The Dark of the Moon, which is either a brilliant reference to Pink Floyd or an indication that no one involved with the making of Transformers 3 has ever heard of Pink Floyd. Either way, what a title!
Paramount wouldn’t confirm the finalized title for the movie at this time. But maybe that’s just because they’re still knocking around some ideas? PopWatchers, isn’t it our duty to help out our pals at Transformers HQ? Below are some possible subtitles:
Transformers: Robots In Disguise (Duh.)
Transformers: Generation 3
Transformers 3: The Matrix of Leadership Reloaded
Transformers: Money Never Sleeps
Transformers: The He-Man Megan-Haters Club
Transformers: IMAXimum Overdrive!!!
Transformers: Cybertron Legacy
T3: Rise of the Machines
Transformers: Re-Revenge of the Rising Fallen Who Fell
PopWatchers, can you come up with better subtitles? Do you like The Dark of the Moon?