Bruce Willis stopped by David Letterman last night, wearing the worst hairpiece since the ones he showcased in Jackal. Actually, it was a Lady Gaga-inspired 100 percent ground beef sirloin meat toupee, but it looked more like Willis had stripped off his skull cap and put it back on inside-out. When Willis offered Letterman up a seasoned sample, I winced, flashing back to the gruesome Anthony Hopkins/Ray Liotta scene in Hannibal. Have a taste.

Overall, rather funny. I didn’t think Willis came off as a meathead at all.

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