The funniest TV lines from the week of August 23, 2010

By EW Staff
Updated August 27, 2010 at 04:00 AM EDT

”I’m a fairy? How f—ing lame.” —Sookie (Anna Paquin), after finding out her real identity, on True Blood

”My mind is telling me that you’re a great guy, but my chemistry is telling me that you’re a loser.” —Louie’s date (Amy Landecker) on Louie

”I think Victoria should’ve kept this one a secret.” —Vinny, on Angelina’s trash-bag-inspired lingerie, on Jersey Shore

”It was like watching a nervous breakdown sponsored by a volumizing shampoo.” —Kim (Kate Levering), about the distraught female contestant on a Bachelor-type reality show, on Drop Dead Diva

”You’re a kid. You’re supposed to be out playing baseball, not clubbing people to death. I’m the mother. I decide who gets clubbed. I do the clubbing!” —Nancy (Mary-Louise Parker), chastising son Shane (Alexander Gould) for killing a woman with a mallet, on Weeds