'DWTS' cast rumors update: And they're Hoff!
Image Credit: Tina Gill/PR Photos; Joe Kohen/WireImage.com; Bob Charlotte/PR Photos; PRN/PR PhotosABC won’t officially confirm anything until the season 11 cast of Dancing With the Stars is announced during Monday’s episode of The Bachelor Pad, but that never stops the online ballroom rumor mill from going liiiiiiiiiiiiive! with announcements. Here are the rumored hoofers as of today: famous Alaskan teen mom Bristol Palin, eminently roastable meat hunk David Hasselhoff, Jersey Shore fixture The Situation, The Hills star Audrina Patridge, tasty after-dinner drink Brandy, hair model Michael Bolton, America’s mom Florence Henderson, ex-NBA star Rick Fox, dirrrrty Jennifer Grey, the up-for-anything comedienne Margaret Cho, and former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner. This stable of sparkle-stallions is *rumored only*! You know I’m still holding out hope for David Cross. He could show up as Mrs. Featherbottom every other Tuesday! [E! Online]
Any of those names meet your Swarovski crystal standards for good reality TV, DANCMSTRs? Sound off — and sob if you need to — in the comments! I am here to yelp.
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