By Michael Ausiello
August 24, 2010 at 07:47 PM EDT

Image Credit: Jack Rowand/The CW; Michael Yarish/FoxThis just in: A new episode of Ausiello TV has been uploaded to my blog (see video player below), and it features some serious scoop. Seriously. Herewith are the highlights:

* House: For the first time in recorded history, House and Wilson will be involved in serious relationships simultaneously. What impact will that have on TV’s most popular bromance? Exec producer Katie Jacobs offers a preview.

* Smallville: Find out who’s been tapped to play legendary Egyptian goddess Isis. (Hint: You’ll never guess. Trust me.)

* Human Target: Another female character is being added to the cast, and she has ties to [spoiler alert].

* Glee: A lost interview with one of the show’s biggest stars finally sees the light of day.

I told you it was serious. I also told you the episode was embedded below, so what the heck are you waiting for?