By Margaret Lyons
August 06, 2010 at 09:00 PM EDT

Image Credit: Kevin Schafer/CorbisShark Week, Shark Week, Shark Week. Everyone loves Shark Week! Even me, and I’m afraid of fish. But why must the majestic predator be the only animal with its own dedicated week? Where is Bear Week? (Wherever people like big bearded dudes I guess.) Whale Week? Eagle Week, sponsored by The Colbert Report? (Since Stephen will most definitely not be endorsing Bear Week.) Most importantly, Where is Otter Week?

I want Otter Week! Aaah! Not convinced? How about a viral classic?

Or this?

How about these rare white otters? I didn’t know there was such a thing — probably because I was unable to learn about it during Otter Week.

I also never learned about otter swimming lessons:

Your turn, PopWatchers. Pick a creature. What week do you want to see?