Let me just make sure I’m getting this right. It’s Cher and Christina Aguilera (not to mention Kristen Bell and DWTS‘s Julianne Hough), decked out in insanely over-the-top costumes, dancing and singing and backstabbing and applying each other’s makeup in a movie about a little girl with a big voice and even bigger… ahem, dreams? There’s only one possible explanation: Someone waited for gay glitter guru Bob Mackie to fall asleep, then broke into his dreams Inception-style and lifted the entire, fully-formed movie directly out of his subconscious. Take a look below and let us know what you think in the comments!

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