By Kate Ward
July 30, 2010 at 02:00 PM EDT

Image Credit: James Devaney/WireImage.comThank you, Best Week Ever, for helping me maintain my healthy diet today. Because prior to clicking on this link, I was excitedly thinking about unwrapping a mini Reese’s for a morning treat. (Peanut butter cups are definitely part of a balanced breakfast. Right black bear?) But, honestly, after seeing the unkemptness of these 30 famous folks — the “Most Unwashed Celebrities,” according to the blog — all my body is craving is some deodorant and a bar of Dove (soap, not chocolate, sadly).

I’m not going to spoil which celebrity Best Week Ever crowned the most unwashed, but it’s safe to say that he/she is impressively slovenly, considering Rob Pattinson finishes at a respectable No. 6. I’d like to think the vampire glitter worked in his favor.

Who’d they miss? I’ll say Zach Galifianakis, if only because any list lacking his presence is that much less funny.