By Mandi Bierly
Updated July 28, 2010 at 03:58 PM EDT

Kathy Griffin and Chelsea Handler finally had a meeting of the dirty minds when the My Life on the D-List star stopped by Chelsea Lately to promote the paperback release of her book (with bonus chapter talking smack about people she was too afraid to diss in the hardcover). Though fans desperately want them to be friends, the fact that Kathy doesn’t drink — and her wine-loving mother believes vodka, Handler’s beverage of choice, is for people with a drinking problem — probably means that dream will not come true. That said, Handler did encourage Griffin to date her brother (that exchange isn’t fit for a family website, so watch the interview below), and it was great to see Chelsea sit back and relax during a chat because she knew she was with someone who could spike whatever she was served.