July 16, 2010 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Someone that really stuck out to me was Andrew because he’s Jewish and so he wears a Yom Kippur — I believe that’s what it’s called.” —Rachel, about her new housemate who wears a yarmulke, on Big Brother 12

”Janey, thank God you’re home. Will you please tell Stacy that Maya Angelou is not a resort in Mexico!” —Elaine (Faith Prince), while playing charades with Stacy, on Drop Dead Diva

”I can’t wipe out with Ali on here. I can’t be the dude who killed the Bachelorette. That’s just not gonna look good. At all.” —Chris L., about his scooter-riding date with Ali, on The Bachelorette

”Some of these rockers look remarkably well preserved. Forget Botox! I’m going straight to heroin!” —Joy (Jane Leeves), while at a party at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, on Hot in Cleveland

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