She wasn’t in the new ‘Machete’ trailer, but Lindsay Lohan sure is on this movie poster, licking a gun. As you’ll remember, Lindsay is no stranger to posing with weapons near her mouth, having graduated from 2007’s minor-league cutlery phase featuring True Beauty host Vanessa Minnillo. This marks the second time in one week that a visual made possible by Lindsay Lohan’s opposable thumbs has made me die inside. It’s a banner week for her.

What a fun, sexy time for Lindsay!

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