By Annie Barrett
Updated August 03, 2020 at 06:29 PM EDT
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What a day! The SEC is suing Candwich (sandwich in a can) financier Travis Wright for fraud at the same time that CNN is outraged that Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert had the audacity and 12-year-old-in-1992’s mentality to use Comic Sans in his internet rant against LeBron James. It’s a landmark date in the rich and fetid history of total trash.

I’m having trouble deciding which is the grosser misuse of modern technology — or if either is really that gross, considering I will clearly eat anything and that I only wish my printing was as neat as Lindsay Lohan’s let alone a perfectly uniform albeit incredibly lame-looking font. So I really need your help on this one. Vote below.

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