In the spirit of the first teaser trailer for Aaron Sorkin’s The Social Network — a.k.a. the Facebook movie, which is set to open the New York Film Festival Sept. 24 — the second teaser trailer continues to avoid traditional movie trailer mediums such as “live action” and “real people.” So basically it’s just like Facebook. Hey, we get it! And the voice of “Eduardo Saverin” is Andrew Garfield, the new Spider-Man! What if PopWatch was like this, like a live blog of us conspiring against each other all day, every day? Would you still read it? Would you watch our upcoming movie called The Antisocial Cave Trolls Who Name Their DVRs?

Of course, if PopWatch really did attempt to mimic this trailer, I’d have to type “WE DON’T NEED HIM” in reference to blogger-cum-soap actor Michael Slezak, who has decided he’s too cool for us and will be guest-starring on July 12’s episode of The Young and the Restless. Seriously. That’s not a joke. It is actually happening.

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