By Adam Markovitz
Updated July 08, 2010 at 04:33 PM EDT
Credit: Giovanni/Splash News

Image Credit: Giovanni/Splash NewsIn case life was feeling a little too fair today, behold: Colin Farrell, still looking sexier than any mortal despite an epic combover. Of course, the look is just part of his costume for the upcoming comedy Horrible Bosses, co-starring Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and Jamie Foxx. Here’s our best fake caption:

“Nah, I don’t mind it. But I told them, ‘Touch one eyebrow hair and you’re a dead man.'”

Think you’ve got a better one? Leave it in the comments below!