By Mandi Bierly
Updated July 07, 2010 at 08:25 PM EDT

Image Credit: Mario Perez/CBSThis just in: CBS has issued what it’s dubbed the shortest press release in the network’s history to remind editors that, “The ‘0’ in HAWAII FIVE-0 is a zero, not a capital O.”

What one-sentence press release would you have issued about the show? Having seen the pilot, which I enjoyed, I would have gone with, “You only have to wait 29 mins. and 53 secs. to see Alex O’Loughlin shirtless.”