'Wipeout': The Most Satisfying Wipeout of Week 1
All summer — unless nobody seems to care whatsoever — I will present one formerly beaming Wipeout contestant with the Most Satisfying Wipeout of the Week award. It is a prestigious honor right up there with Dancing With the Stars‘ MVG (most valuable gem). Congratulations to the winner of last night’s season premiere: Eddie “The Fierce Dragon” Moton Sr.!
He is also just a winner in general for being so damn fierce. First runner-up: Peet “Smack Efron” Montzingo, lover of musicals, handler of balls. Second runner-up goes to Leanne Thomson, who “lives to farm” and says spinach is her favorite fruit. Honorable mention: animal cruelty lover Jonelle and the lady who attempted the course with a block of cheese on her head.
Nominate your own deserving Most Satisfying Wipeout contenders in the comments!
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