By Annie Barrett
Updated June 07, 2010 at 05:30 PM EDT

Image Credit: Carlos Alvarez/Getty ImagesBask in the flaming bowl of fire that is Rihanna’s new hairdo! It is my esteemed journalistic opinion that she was obviously singing the old America’s Next Top Model theme song in this photo (taken during the Rock in Rio music festival in Spain) because she’s giving serious Tyra-showing-the-models-how-it’s-done-before-panel face here. It’s time to make it hot, and by that I mean it’s time to fondle your own Madonna-esque cone bra and look alive. [StyleWatch]

Something tells me that if Rihanna got this during the makeover episode of any given Cycle, she’d insist on completing the transformation into Moe from The Three Stooges via menswear and some light surg. And then she’d demand a new makeover for tomorrow, gently smize-ing the Bankable one into submission.

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