By Annie Barrett
Updated June 07, 2010 at 05:02 PM EDT

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Last night’s MTV Movie Awards live blog kept my brain busy. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson looked so bored in the audience! Sandra Bullock and Betty White matched! But one element of the show we did not properly address was the mysterious Popcorn Man mascot. Who was he? Could he breathe? What if he became aroused? And why was no one hugging him?! Perhaps those last two were related. Like Connecticut, the MTV Movie Awards show is full of surprises, so we became obsessed with who the Popcorn Man might turn out to be. Alas, PM and his plight were never addressed, which probably means he either wasn’t famous or was, like, William Zabka. Story developing; in the meantime…

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